Cleaning methods by Kace Wenger

How to get grout joints sparkly clean.

First of all you need to wear your best clothes, preferably the pants grandma made you and your new Sunday shirt. Of course it is best if this is the first time you ever wore them.

Next you need a gallon of bleach (make sure the lid is not on tight) and one of mom's best towels. The brighter the better. I used red.

This is how you do it. You us the bleach to climb onto the washer and knock it over, spilling about a quart of bleach onto the floor. Then quickly grab the towel kneel down on the floor and try to wipe it up. UnfortunatelyI got interrupted by my mom who kicked me out of the kitchen and told me to go change my clothes. So I did not get to finish my experiment.

But I hear my mom's floor has never been cleaner, and now our kitchen kind of smells like a swimming pool.

Kace

(my 5 year old son)